So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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