Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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