even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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