you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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