HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Randomize
