oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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