Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Floor bacon is actually really good
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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