I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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