Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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