In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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