Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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