Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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