At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
The convent might be a nice break from real life
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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