like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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