dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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