whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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