You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I just blew my weed a kiss
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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