Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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