North Korea, Best Korea!
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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