The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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