Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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