you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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