She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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