***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
The uberlube is also flammable
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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