I wanna bring you to show and tell
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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