I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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