im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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