That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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