I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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