scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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