Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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