Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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