Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
