Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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