Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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