If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
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