Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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