im drinking this country out of the recession.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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