At least make sure they are 18
Why
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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