Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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