so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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