We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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