no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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