420 ftw
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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