It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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