do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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