She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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