If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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