You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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