Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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