I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh�
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
