I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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