dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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